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A Michigan man who was claiming to be a resident of "Planet Zoltron" is facing a number of charges after he allegedly attacked a Muskegon County Sheriff deputy's cruiser with a four-foot metal pipe.

 

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/27/Man-from-Planet-Zoltron-attacks-police-cruiser-in-Michigan/5781403878220/

 

Thought I would re-launch this thread, nothing too grotesque yet...

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Graham

Still have not found anything too sanity shaking, so this will have to do...

 

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EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. (AP) - A 68-year-old Illinois man was jailed without bond Thursday after being accused by federal prosecutors of inserting sewing needles into packaged meat "just for the hell of it" at a grocery store in his hometown at least seven times over more than a year.

 

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/man-accused-putting-needles-packaged-meat

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The father of Coeur d'Alene teenager Eldon Samuel III showed the boy how to use weapons from a young age and also trained him to prepare for a "zombie apocalypse," Samuel's mother said in court Wednesday.

 

Samuel' public defender asked Tina Samuel to explain what her husband trained her son to do to zombies.

 

"To shoot them in the head and chop off their head," she testified. "That's the only way to kill a zombie."

 

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/jan/20/eldon-samuel-trained-to-kill-zombies-mother-testif/

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On 16/03/2016 at 02:03, Graham said:

 

This was very close to home to me. Since then, he has claimed that the Uber app took control of his body and vehicle.

 

http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2016/03/accused_mass_shooter_says_he_w.html

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Whatever a Wyoming man was drinking was out of this world.

 

Bryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday night after he allegedly told police that he came from the future to warn of an alien invasion.

 

http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/wyoming-man-arrested-after-claiming-he-traveled-from-2048-to-warn-of-alien-invasion/ar-AAsYQrr?li=AAgfYrC

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Passengers on a flight from San Francisco to Boise, Idaho got a scare on Monday when a traveler in the first-class section tried to open the emergency exit door.

"I am God!" the unidentified woman can be heard repeating in footage of the incident that was posted by Boise ABC affiliate KIVI.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/first-class-passenger-tries-open-082303728.html

 

I wonder which one...

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Graham
On 09/02/2018 at 01:02, Graham said:

ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. 

 An Upstate woman was flown to a hospital after witnesses say she used her hands to gouge out her eyeballs.

 

http://www.wyff4.com/article/woman-found-holding-her-eyeballs-outside-upstate-church-deputies-say/16638994

 

And now the follow up...

 

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A South Carolina woman who gouged out her own green eyes last month in a drug-fueled haze says she “convinced myself that meth would bring me even closer to God.

 

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article204665864.html

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A family of three who were found walking naked along a highway had sold their furniture, gave away their money, and burned down their house, before they fled their home and assaulted two police officers.

 

Neighbours of the family, from a small Texas town of Southmayd, north of Dallas, told of how the parents and 13-year-old daughter talked about the “end times†and the “wrath of God†as they walked away from their burning home, naked.

 

https://au.news.yahoo.com/family-found-walking-naked-street-getting-ready-end-065221577.html

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Graham

Not that grotesque, but...

 

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A bag of bones was donated to an op shop and has been taken for forensic testing.

 

The bizarre donation was made on Thursday at an op shop in Melbourne’s southeast.

 

Alarmed staff at Sacred Heart Mission Op Shop on Commercial Road, Prahran contacted Police who took the bones for forensic testing.

 

https://au.news.yahoo.com/bag-bones-dropped-off-melbourne-op-shop-063441456.html

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Graham

Further news on the man who claimed that an Uber App told him to kill...

 

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The trial was delayed while Dalton’s attorney tried to suppress some statements made to police. The Michigan appeals court agreed that some cannot be used.

 

Dalton has been found competent to stand trial, but he’s made bizarre outbursts at past court appearances.

 

https://au.news.yahoo.com/uber-driver-accused-killing-six-claims-devil-figure-app-controlling-205354303.html

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Graham

Finally something truly worthy of this thread.

 

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A Phoenix woman accused of stalking a man and sending him more than 65,000 text messages apparently sent far more. 

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Police say Ades began threatening the man after Paradise Valley officers escorted her off his property in July 2017. One text read: "I'd wear ur fascia n the top of ur skull n ur hands n feet," referring to the connective tissue that encloses muscles and organs. 

 

And another said: "I'd make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones."

 

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/scottsdale/2019/01/04/accused-stalker-jacqueline-ades-sent-man-texts-maricopa-county/2278696002/

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