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Graham

 

A Michigan man who was claiming to be a resident of "Planet Zoltron" is facing a number of charges after he allegedly attacked a Muskegon County Sheriff deputy's cruiser with a four-foot metal pipe.

 

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/27/Man-from-Planet-Zoltron-attacks-police-cruiser-in-Michigan/5781403878220/

 

Thought I would re-launch this thread, nothing too grotesque yet...

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Graham

Still have not found anything too sanity shaking, so this will have to do...

 

 

EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. (AP) — A 68-year-old Illinois man was jailed without bond Thursday after being accused by federal prosecutors of inserting sewing needles into packaged meat "just for the hell of it" at a grocery store in his hometown at least seven times over more than a year.

 

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/man-accused-putting-needles-packaged-meat

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Graham

 

The father of Coeur d’Alene teenager Eldon Samuel III showed the boy how to use weapons from a young age and also trained him to prepare for a “zombie apocalypse,†Samuel’s mother said in court Wednesday.

 

Samuel’s public defender asked Tina Samuel to explain what her husband trained her son to do to zombies.

 

“To shoot them in the head and chop off their head,†she testified. “That’s the only way to kill a zombie.â€

 

http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2016/jan/20/eldon-samuel-trained-to-kill-zombies-mother-testif/

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Graham

Passengers on a flight from San Francisco to Boise, Idaho got a scare on Monday when a traveler in the first-class section tried to open the emergency exit door.

“I am God!†the unidentified woman can be heard repeating in footage of the incident that was posted by Boise ABC affiliate KIVI.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/first-class-passenger-tries-open-082303728.html

 

I wonder which one...

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Graham

ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. —

 An Upstate woman was flown to a hospital after witnesses say she used her hands to gouge out her eyeballs.

 

http://www.wyff4.com/article/woman-found-holding-her-eyeballs-outside-upstate-church-deputies-say/16638994

 

And now the follow up...

 

A South Carolina woman who gouged out her own green eyes last month in a drug-fueled haze says she “convinced myself that meth would bring me even closer to God.â€

 

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article204665864.html

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Graham

A family of three who were found walking naked along a highway had sold their furniture, gave away their money, and burned down their house, before they fled their home and assaulted two police officers.

 

Neighbours of the family, from a small Texas town of Southmayd, north of Dallas, told of how the parents and 13-year-old daughter talked about the “end times†and the “wrath of God†as they walked away from their burning home, naked.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/family-found-walking-naked-street-getting-ready-end-065221577.html

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