Bret Kramer (aka WinstonP) has been gaming for far too long, and claims that the first horror RPG he played was 'Pirates and Plunder' not so much for the game as the game's character generation rules.
A historian by training, he tends to favour elaborate game preparation and has been known to cackle with glee when putting together handouts.
He lives in Ohio with several sometimes lovely cats, his extremely curious daughter, and his always lovely wife, who thankfully hasn't figured out she's far better than he deserves.
He is also the editor of the Arkham Gazette, a magazine about Lovecraft Country for the Call of Cthulhu RPG.
He has also been quoted in The Economist as "one speaker". Honestly.