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Posted 31 March 2010 - 03:26 AM
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif.â€”Authorities suspect a mentally ill man took rat poison while on the run after killing a roommate at a San Bernardino County halfway house. The mummified body of 30-year-old Javier Robinson was found in a stolen car near the Salton Sea on Saturday
Rip Torn was so intoxicated when he broke into a Connecticut bank carrying a loaded gun that he thought he was home, taking off his hat and boots and leaving them by the door, according to court records.
Guess they were serious about that No Intergalatic Keggers thing.
SOUTH BRUNSWICK â€” An irate customer at a McDonaldâ€™s restaurant in South Brunswick crawled through the drive-through window and slapped an employee before walking out with a fish fillet sandwich, police said.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 01:38 PM
HONOLULU (AP) -- A man arrested in American Samoa is accused of cutting off part of a U.S. official's ear with a machete, the FBI said Wednesday.
Bedridden 600-pound Florida man cops to series of food
"The Beef Jerky Got Me"
APRIL 1--Meet George Jolicoeur. The 600-pound Florida man copped yesterday to criminal charges of stealing food from restaurants and convenience stores.
When Seminole cop Jeff Sabounji went to Jolicoeur's home to arrest him, the officer reported hearing "what sounded like a male trying to cover his voice as a female. The person said that Jolicoeur was not here." At that point, Sabounji noted, "I could hear a female inside of the residence stating, 'George, just turn yourself in.'"
SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. -- An argument over sex may have caused a Seminole County man to burn down his home. Deputies think the flames were set by an angry, naked man seen running from the scene.
A 30-year-old man died at Carle Foundation Hospital on Thursday after falling from the 18th floor of the Burnham 310 apartment complex that morning, according to a press release from the Champaign County coronerâ€™s office.
Champaign Police Sgt. Jim Rein said the man jumped out the 18th floor window of a common hallway in the apartment building and landed onto an adjoining four story building. The man jumped off that building as well, falling onto the sidewalk below.
The man survived the two jumps and was rushed to Carle Foundation Hospital, Rein said.
Posted 03 April 2010 - 03:16 AM
Two arms and the head belonging to the victim were found on Beer Can Beach in Sutter County. Deputies say that body parts found along three local rivers belong to the same person. Authorities are trying to find out who the man is, and who is responsible for his death.
A woman who will soon go on trial for a 2008 animal abuse charge may have had help to allegedly hoard 75 animals seized Monday from a north Greene County home. * Three dead chinchillas were taken from the refrigerator Monday.
Posted 04 April 2010 - 07:32 PM
A person with initials İ.A.G., 16, was arrested on Sunday on alleged charges of stabbing, killing and dismembering the body of his friend in the Akyurt district of Ankara. * The suspected murderer allegedly borrowed a chainsaw he used in the crime from the victimâ€™s own father after he told him that his father intended to use it to cut wood.
Head and hands missing, police have not ruled out the possibility that Myricks may have been the victim of a serial killer.
Posted 04 April 2010 - 10:17 PM
Isn't that what the deciever does to create a Druj Naju in Chill RPG, (creating a lesser zombie master). Had a total party wipe-out when they encountered one of these bad boys.
Posted 06 April 2010 - 01:14 PM
COLUMBUS, Ohio â€“ Police in Ohio say a woman shot her cousin to death during an argument that started because one woman didn't think the other was dressed properly for Easter dinner. Columbus police say 19-year-old Danielle Pickens showed up Sunday night at the home of Evelyn Burgess wearing a T-shirt and jean shorts.
MOBILE, Ala. (April 6) -- People who heard traveling evangelist Anthony Hopkins deliver sermons in the rural Southern towns where he preached sometimes called him a psychic or even a prophet.
But prosecutors say the former soldier kept dark secrets while spreading God's word. They accuse him of killing his wife, storing her body in a freezer for years and raping and molesting a young female relative.
Someone's channeling the right Reverend Henry Kane.
Posted 16 April 2010 - 09:48 PM
NAGOYA (Kyodo) A 30-year-old man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of stabbing five members of his family, killing two, at a house in Toyokawa, Aichi Prefecture, and setting the building on fire. * Iwase reportedly told police under questioning that he was angry that his account with an Internet service provider had been canceled by his father.
Posted 24 April 2010 - 02:07 PM
If you don't believe a 2005 Chevy Malibu can travel 100 MPH, explain how a 26-year-old ramped his car 173 feet over an embankment and into the fourth-floor of a Cleveland apartment complex. Just don't ask the driver, he's dead.
Whether it was suicide or fatally bad judgment, 26-year-old Carmen Ritacco decided to speed down Cleveland's Vine Street at approximately 100 MPH early Wednesday morning. Either he lost control or lost his will to live, because the next step was up and over a small hill next to the parking lot of the Shoregate Towers apartment building.
WINNIPEG - A Winnipeg man responsible for an inexplicable knife attack that sent his wife, his cousin and himself to hospital in critical condition has been sentenced to 71/2 years in prison.
Posted 27 April 2010 - 06:40 AM
And not a German-language teacher chastising the pupil for improper use of "der"?
A science teacher shouted "die, die, die" as he beat one of his pupils around the head with a dumbbell, a court heard today.
Posted 28 April 2010 - 01:51 AM
A Roxbury man was slopped with a plate of pasta, punched, kicked, spit on and beaten with handbags by two women who told investigators they needed to â€œteach him a lessonâ€ for not holding an elevator door for them, police said.
When Boston police arrived at 1050 Tremont St. late Saturday night to break up the lift tiff, they said they found noodles dripping off the back of Mohammed Warsame.
Posted 29 April 2010 - 12:17 AM
Paffhausen received a call from NorthWestern Energy saying someone had reported a natural gas leak at the house. Paffhausen went to the house, where he found the locks and garage door codes had been changed and notices were posted on the doors claiming the house had been given to Ford by "our Lord and Savior Yahushua."
Woman 'bites man' after being called fat; Chunk of ear missing...
HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (AP) -- Police say a New York man was so enraged at a Laundromat employee who he believed had lost some of his clothes that he hit her in the face with an open bottle of bleach.
An Australian woman who ran down and killed a man who threw cheese-flavored snacks at her car was jailed Thursday for 25 years.
Posted 30 April 2010 - 11:38 PM
Hofmann admitted she wasn't exactly thinking rationally at the time, but that didn't stop her. "Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all rational thought together and I just got into this mode of emptying bags," she said. "And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept doing it."
DALLAS â€” Police searched Wednesday for a Texas man authorities say used two chain saws to decapitate his wife before leaving her body in the street near their suburban Dallas home.
Son arrested in decapitation slaying of Jacksonville woman
Her head was found in a bag blocks away from her body inside home
WOBURN â€” By the time he started at Lincoln-Sudbury Regional High School, John Odgren was already living in fantasy land and identifying himself as Jack, the crime-fighting hero who sported a fedora and a trench coat, like the guy he read about in thriller novels, a state-certified psychiatrist said yesterday.
Posted 07 May 2010 - 01:15 AM
â€œThey were throwing Twinkies around and evidently had an altercation over it,â€ LaFayette Public Safety Director Tommy Freeman said Tuesday about the incident, which happened April 29.
ST GEORGEâ€™S, Grenada â€” A Grenadian man, who walked into a police station here earlier this week carrying two severed human heads in a bucket, was today remanded to the Richmond Hill prison.
Posted 12 May 2010 - 11:24 PM
May 12, 10:31 AM EDT
Wash. man on trial for branding children
PORT ANGELES, Wash. (AP) -- A man accused of branding his three children like cattle is on trial on assault charges in Washington state.
KIRO-TV reports Mark Seamands branded his 13- and 15-year-old sons and 18-year-old daughter with the letters "SK" - for "Seamands' Kids." He's been charged with assaulting the sons but not the daughter because she was old enough to give consent.
Seamands' ex-wife says she was horrified when she saw the scars on the youngest boy's chest, the other boy's arm and the back of the daughter's leg.
KIRO says the boys are expected to testify in defense of their father because they are proud of their brands. Seamands also is expected to take the stand and show his own brand.
Arlington Heights police said today it will be at least a week before officials know whether the body parts found last week in the Lions Woods forest preserve near Des Plaines and those discovered weeks ago in Arlington Heights are from the same person.
A "MADMAN roaring like a lion" attacked 11 people as they used the Bristol to Bath cycle path, a court heard.
..and finally, shades of LORD OF THE FLIES
Pune teen was beheaded after a riverside party
Posted 16 May 2010 - 05:37 PM
He may be a savage killer - but he's no cannibal.
A Queens man sentenced to 15 years to life Thursday for stabbing his wife 250 times was hit with an unfounded claim that he ate the victim's organs.
Read more: http://www.nydailyne...l#ixzz0nue18Yf1
Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet...
(Reuters) - A Chinese man who was supposedly hacked to death in a fight has reappeared in his hometown after 10 years, state media said, raising questions about police torture to extract a confession from the alleged killer.
Posted 17 May 2010 - 11:06 PM
Sydney, May 17: Angered at being punished, a teenager in Australia allegedly shot his father to death and then stayed up watching TV for the rest of the night, a Sydney court was told.
The offender stated that about 10.30 pm, he went to the cupboard and got the Hollis and Sons double barrel shotgun, loaded it and cocked it then lay down with the gun and continued to watch TV.
Too bad, Hollis shotguns are nice and fairly expensive. http://rock-island-a...d.com/1505.html They'll probably melt it down, unless some quick-thinking copper swaps it out for a belgian clunker.
(NewsCore) - A British chef battered his wife to death with a pan then stored her body in a freezer for three years, a court heard Tuesday.
Peter Wallner eventually dumped the remains of his wife Melanie in a bin when he moved abroad with a young girlfriend, it is alleged.
An abusive Australian husband wrote down the names of his four children and demanded his wife pick which one he would kill, a Brisbane jury has been told.
It took a heavy rescue crew from the Philadelphia fire department to rescue a naked man who became disoriented and trapped between the 5th and 6th floors of a Brewerytown public housing hi-rise Sunday morning.
Rescuers had to cut a hole in a concrete wall to gain access to the trash chute and the victim. Police say there is no evidence whatsoever that any foul play was involved.
It took rescue crews nearly 2 hours to cut the victim out of the small trash chute in the building in the 2300 block of Bolton Way. When found, the 40-year-old man was naked, shaken-up, and hanging upside down.
Edited by Story, 19 May 2010 - 10:37 AM.
Posted 20 May 2010 - 12:27 AM
The trial has heard a dog walker found her severed head in a bag beside a footpath in Edinburgh's Newhaven area on Hogmanay 2008.
Cameron has admitted hiding Ms Stacey's body for more than a year and then chopping it up and dumping her remains in bags. He denies murder.
(May 19) -- Next time, don't hold the mayo and the mustard. An irate diner allegedly attacked workers in a Daytona Beach, Fla., Wendy's with a Taser on Monday morning because she didn't receive the condiments she wanted.
Edited by Story, 20 May 2010 - 12:02 PM.
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