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#341 Story

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:31 PM

NEW YORK (AP) -- A man charged with killing and dismembering his mother and dumping her body parts in the trash appeared in court Thursday dressed in a garbage bag and said he'd done nothing wrong - even though detectives say they found a cellphone photo of him holding her severed head.

http://hosted.ap.org...-02-28-13-13-32
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 01:42 AM

SEBASTIAN — Police said an armed man in pink women’s clothing robbed a bank Tuesday afternoon.

The crime happened about 3:20 p.m. Tuesday at the PNC Bank in the 900 block of Sebastian Boulevard, Sebastian police said. Witnesses at the bank said the black male was wearing a pink, lacy sweater with a white T-shirt underneath, black pants, a black wool hat and fuzzy pink slippers.

http://www.tcpalm.co...bank-sebastian/
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 04:12 PM

Police say the sound of a train whistle apparently became too much for a Monongahela woman who allegedly parked her car on the tracks Friday night so it would get hit by a train.

http://www.observer-...72#.UUnfB1e-WcE
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:39 PM

A 40-year-old Pennsylvania man who was out on bond strapped himself into a suicide vest on Tuesday and blew himself up outside his landlord’s house, killing himself and injuring two others in a blast that leveled the building. According to Pittsburgh’s WPXI Channel 11, Brad Kollar was due in court Tuesday morning on charges of running an automobile chop shop and of possessing bomb-making materials.

http://www.rawstory....act-of-revenge/
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:42 AM

PORT ORCHARD — A 25-year-old Port Orchard man was charged with third-degree assault and harassment after allegedly pulling his father down Mitchell Avenue in Port Orchard to attend church because he thought his father was Satan.

Read more: http://www.kitsapsun.../#ixzz2PATA9olK

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — Authorities say four people were hurt when a driver crashed his vehicle into a Wal-Mart in California and assaulted people in the store.

San Jose police say after the crash on Sunday, the driver got out his vehicle and used a blunt object to attack people.
http://news.yahoo.co...X0FGQw--;_ylv=3

Edited by Story, 01 April 2013 - 12:54 AM.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 03:18 AM

A 19-year-old suspected of stealing a big-rig and driving out of control on Interstate 15, triggering a chain-reaction crash that injured at least a half-dozen people, took the 18-wheeler because he thought “zombies” were chasing him, authorities said.


http://www.utsandieg...he-saw-zombies/
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Posted 17 April 2013 - 12:52 PM

SEATTLE -- A chronic shoplifter in a wheelchair was arrested at a Capitol Hill QFC last Friday with only a pile of cherry tomatoes covering his crotch, according to the Seattle Police Department.

http://www.komonews....-203239541.html
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Posted 26 April 2013 - 12:38 AM

The Investigative Police ( PDI ) arrested four persons who were part of a cult that operated in the town of Colliguay, in the Valparaíso Region. According could investigate the Police Special Investigations Brigade ( Bipe ), members of this group would have incinerated a baby of only two days old...

The irrational act was committed because the group believed that the infant was the ” antichrist “that under the supposed end of the world predicted for December 21, 2012...


http://doubtfulnews....ed-with-murder/
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:28 AM

California man kills mom and burns house before tractor rampage   Ryan Carnan, 29, cruised quiet neighborhoods of Simi Valley, firing randomly before he was shot to death by police. A neighbor encountered the silent gunman minutes before: 'He just stared at me with this really weird look on his face.'
 
 
A Boca Raton "gothic" and lingerie model set fire to five cars across the suburbs, authorities say.

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Posted 29 December 2013 - 02:10 PM

 

CHICAGO (CBS) – A teen charged with killing his aunt’s boyfriend allegedly cut off the victim’s head and left it on his aunt’s bed “as a present” on Christmas Day...

 

http://chicago.cbslo...resent-to-aunt/


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Posted 29 June 2014 - 02:31 AM

 

A Michigan man who was claiming to be a resident of "Planet Zoltron" is facing a number of charges after he allegedly attacked a Muskegon County Sheriff deputy's cruiser with a four-foot metal pipe.

 

http://www.upi.com/O.../5781403878220/

 

Thought I would re-launch this thread, nothing too grotesque yet...


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Posted 02 August 2014 - 01:34 PM

Still have not found anything too sanity shaking, so this will have to do...

 

 

EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. (AP) — A 68-year-old Illinois man was jailed without bond Thursday after being accused by federal prosecutors of inserting sewing needles into packaged meat "just for the hell of it" at a grocery store in his hometown at least seven times over more than a year.

 

http://bigstory.ap.o...s-packaged-meat


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Posted 20 February 2015 - 03:56 PM

 

Evidence presented in court for what has become known as the "Slender Man stabbing" included disturbing pages from one of the 12-year-old suspect's notebooks and her mutilated dolls.

 

 

http://abc7.com/news...otebook/523116/


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Posted 16 June 2015 - 03:20 AM

Again, not too sanity shaking, but...

 

 

NORTH ADAMS, Mass. (AP) — Police in Massachusetts have some sage advice: Don’t go chasing after bears while drunk and armed with nothing more than a dull hatchet.

 

http://wgntv.com/201...ding-a-hatchet/


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Posted 26 July 2015 - 08:22 PM

Police probe decapitation of Arizona woman and her dogs

The grisly scene was discovered Saturday morning after a neighbor decided to check on the welfare of a married couple he knew had mental health issues.

http://news.yahoo.co...155953392.html#


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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:29 PM

 

The father of Coeur d’Alene teenager Eldon Samuel III showed the boy how to use weapons from a young age and also trained him to prepare for a “zombie apocalypse,” Samuel’s mother said in court Wednesday.

 

Samuel’s public defender asked Tina Samuel to explain what her husband trained her son to do to zombies.

 

“To shoot them in the head and chop off their head,” she testified. “That’s the only way to kill a zombie.”

 

http://www.spokesman...-mother-testif/


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Posted 16 March 2016 - 02:03 AM

This is how Nyar'lathotep will kill us all....

 

 

The man accused of killing six people during a shooting rampage in Michigan last month says an "artificial intelligence" controlled by the Uber mobile app was to blame.

 

https://www.theregis...lling_uber_app/


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Posted 22 March 2016 - 06:56 PM

This is how Nyar'lathotep will kill us all....

https://www.theregis...lling_uber_app/


This was very close to home to me. Since then, he has claimed that the Uber app took control of his body and vehicle.

http://www.mlive.com..._says_he_w.html

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 05:42 PM

http://www.cbsnews.c...uple-at-random/

FSU student storms out of restaurant and attacks couple, bites off face of husband.

Edited by Insanity, 17 August 2016 - 05:42 PM.

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Posted 06 October 2017 - 03:28 PM

Whatever a Wyoming man was drinking was out of this world.

Bryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday night after he allegedly told police that he came from the future to warn of an alien invasion.


http://www.msn.com/e...YQrr?li=AAgfYrC
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