Y'know, collecting can be fun, but sometimes it can be mindnumbingly tedious and frustrating. One could make a little progress, perhaps find a rare item, only to subsequently see POC's bookshelf pics, and burst into tears of inadequacy.
And that's why I drink, Guinness Extra Stout!
Yes, folks, a cold bottle of Guinness goes down smooth, and doesn't leave that slimy aftertaste we often get when drinking Mythos-derived beverages.
Why, Cthulhu himself once enjoyed several bottles of Guinness, and that little bit of alcohol-induced satisfaction kept him content for the last fifty years, allowing mankind to survive a little longer than expected.
**Sniff** Thanks, Guinness. We owe ya.
And even now, upon waking from his drunken slumber, Cthulhu is a changed man, altered in that special way only a good bottle of Guinness (well, several thousand, actually) could achieve...
So drink up! And when you sober up, how about a nice bowl of soup?
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