1. If you wake up in the morning, and a tentacle is wrapped around your face, it indeed may very well turn out to be a Yoggie day.
1. If you wake up in the morning, and a tentacle is wrapped around your face, it indeed may very well turn out to be a Yoggie day.
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2 If you wake up in a straightjacket, the walls of your padded cell bleeding in patterns of blasphemous geometry, well it could well be a Yoggie day.
3. If you look up at the sky and find that the stars are right then its a yoggie day indeed.
"I'm immortal, you dolt. I'm the god of destruction. And everything that ravels, rapes or rends is a garment for me to wear."
- Fenris
4. If you wake up and find yourself bound to an altar slick with blood and brine, surrounded by leering figures with bulbous eyes and deep creases in the sides of their necks, it could well be one of those Yoggie days.
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5. If you don't wake up, it's a definite possibility that it was a Yoggie day.
6. If you wake up finding yourself possessed by the spirit of a centuries old wizard who is somehow related to you, it is probably a yoggie day.
7. If you pour a cup of morning coffee, and it attacks you, it's definitely one of those Yoggie days.
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9. If you wake up and the last 40 years are missing from your mind, it could be a yoggie day.
10. If you wake up to find your tentacle wrapped around someone's face, it's definitely a Yoggie day.
11. If you wake up and your last breath is whisked away by the non-existent Plutonian atmosphere, then it might just be a Yoggie day.
12. If you look in the mirror and instead of seeing your face you are gazing into a great void you may be having a Yoggie Day.
"This is like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
13. If you look out of your window to find the sky has not only been abolished, but has melted and is falling to the earth like a blue rain, while a conglomerate of indescribable screaming mad gods writhe in the stellar abyss like sentient luminescent nebulae, it could very well be a Yoggie day.
You can't spell "Necronomicon" without "Nice moron con"
14. If you just got a letter telling you a distant relative you never heard of has recently died leaving you a small fortune and a huge house out in the middle of nowhere, it could be a Yoggie day.
15. If Strange Aeons have indeed come to pass, and you finally put down that Grim Reaper that's been chasing you, then it's gonna be a Yoggie Day.
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