Call of Kool Hu!

[Roquefort]

My 2.5 year old this morning...

"Daddy?"
"Yes?"
"What do Kool-Hu's eat?" (looking at the cuddly Cthulhu on the bookcase...)
"Er..."
"What do they eat?"
"Er, they eat people!"

(thinks for a while)

"Kool-Hu's are naughty"

I am a bad parent!

[Pookie]

My 2.5 year old this morning...

"Daddy?"
"Yes?"
"What do Kool-Hu's eat?" (looking at the cuddly Cthulhu on the bookcase...)
"Er..."
"What do they eat?"
"Er, they eat people!"

(thinks for a while)

"Kool-Hu's are naughty"

I am a bad parent!

I gave my daughter her first Cthulhu when she was seven and told her that he sits in her dreams... That little Cthulhu has not once left her bed.

[Roquefort]

I gave my daughter her first Cthulhu when she was seven and told her that he sits in her dreams... That little Cthulhu has not once left her bed.

My young 'un insisted on taking 'Kool-hu' to bed last night and I had to tell him a story about who he was. I fear that the cuddly cthulhu may have a new master now...

Roquefort.