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    NMN : CDC warns about Zombies

    Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

    That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

    "There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

    The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.


    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/0...#ixzz1MlQo0id9
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    The decedent probably wasn't Patient Zero, but knew him.

    One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

    Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/2...#storylink=cpy

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    An apparently "disoriented" passenger had to be calmed down and subdued on an American Airlines jet Friday as it was taxiing after landing in Miami International Airport, an airline spokesman said.

    http://news.yahoo.com/disoriented-pa...161714261.html


    And the guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, 'Get off!'" he said. "You know it's like the guy just kept eating the other guy away like ripping his skin."

    Upon witnessing what he describes as a scene out of a horror movie, Vega managed to flag down a Miami Police officer. "Police officer came over, told him several times to get off and a police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, 'Get off!'

    And told him several times and the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled," said Vega."

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    Last edited by Story; 28th May 2012 at 04:50 AM.
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    Smells like MJ-12 was doing some experiments that they couldn't contain:

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    “We have seen, already, three or four cases that are exactly like this

    http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29...nnibal-attack/

    Official: I'll take your questions.
    Reporter: Is it a virus?
    Official: We don't know.
    Reporter: How does it spread? Is it airborne?
    Official: Airborne is a possibility. We don't know.
    Reporter: Is it a international health hazard or a militry concern?
    Official: Both.
    Reporter: Are these people alive or dead?
    Official: [pause] We don't know.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l44EbAbLid0


    It's spreading...
    http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...155455985.html
    Last edited by Story; 29th May 2012 at 11:42 PM.
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    Brandon De Leon, 21, was arrested Saturday after getting into a fight at a local Boston Market and resisting arrest, but his threats of wanting to eat a Miami police officer followed by his attempt to bite the officer have raised more concern following the recent act of cannibalism in the Miami area that has made international headlines.
    http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2012/06/06...o-eat-officer/

    A woman accused of stealing a wig from a beauty shop in New Haven is also accused of biting the store owner as well as the police officers who arrested her.
    http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/l...157512815.html
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    Florida man "on drugs" got naked, barged into his girlfriend's house, bit a chunk out of a man's arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...cards-headline
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    A Waco resident has been charged with cruelty to a nonlivestock animal in an incident in which a man "claiming to be on a synthetic form of marijuana called K-2" chased a neighbor while barking and growling and then attacked a family dog, which he beat, strangled and then started to eat, KWTX-TV is reporting.

    http://blog.chron.com/hottopics/2012...hbor-eats-dog/
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    Researchers have identified a mysterious new disease that has left scores of people in Asia and some in the United States with AIDS-like symptoms even though they are not infected with HIV.

    The patients' immune systems become damaged, leaving them unable to fend off germs as healthy people do. What triggers this isn't known, but the disease does not seem to be contagious.

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...#ixzz24nqjOnMM


    Ranging from the now infamous village of New Dachang in the United Federation of China, where the epidemiological trail began with the twelve-year-old Patient Zero, to the unnamed...
    http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Oral.../dp/0307346617
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