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  • Random, blind luck.

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  • He is at the center of a global scheme to fix the World Cup.

    4 13.33%
  • Great Cthulhu. 'Nuff said.

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    NMN: Paul the Octopus

    And he was right...again...



    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...360418&ps=cprs

    If you've been following the World Cup, you know about Paul. He's the 2 1/2-year-old octopus who lives at Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany.

    And he's psychic.

    So far, Paul the Octopus has used his nine brains (one main and eight smaller brains in each arm) to tap into his sixth sense and he's picked Germany to advance out of the the first round (including the 1-0 loss to Serbia), win the round of 16 and the quarterfinal matches.

    "It's a cute octopus," Paul's keeper, Oliver Walenciak, told me over the phone. "We've been playing quite a lot. He's an active octopus and I would say we've fallen in love with him."

    The team who take care of Paul started this game two years ago during the European Championships. Basically, they set up two, square glass jars in Paul's aquarium, one with a German flag and one with the opposing team's flag. Paul's handlers then put mussels in both jars and whichever jar Paul chooses to eat from is the team that he predicts will win.

    "Up until now he's been 100 percent right," Walenciak told me. "But now, he's wrong."

    Walenciak is referring to Paul's prediction yesterday (maybe it was the stress of making the choice on live television) where he ate from the glass jar with the Spanish flag on it. Germany and Spain meet today in the semifinals and the winner moves on to face the Netherlands in the finals this weekend.

    If Paul is wrong, Germany will meet the Netherlands on the pitch, giving this octopus one more chance to redeem himself. Sea Life Aquarium is in Oberhausen, on the border with the Netherlands, a fact that makes Walenciak nervous.

    "I'm rather afraid that the Dutch will come and see what he's doing and try to influence his prediction," he said.

    Whatever happens, Walenciak assured me that Paul will not become an octopus frankfurter until he dies of natural causes.
    Last edited by FunGuyfromYuggoth; 7th July 2010 at 09:59 PM. Reason: Update

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    Quote Originally Posted by funguyfromyuggoth View Post
    and he was right...again...

    Would that make him INT 20?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drhoz View Post
    Would that make him INT 20?
    I don't know, I failed my roll!

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    Reckon. Maybe APP 20 as well.
    Vot is point?

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    There is no option for "Why can I not escape the influence of the World Cup even on my favourite site?" because that is how I would vote.
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    I predicted a Spain - Netherlands final before the tournament started so I can claim to be at least as clever as an octopus.
    The Armitage Files, now with added Ennie Award.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    There is no option for "Why can I not escape the influence of the World Cup even on my favourite site?" because that is how I would vote.
    Indeed. The windows are shuttered fast and the door won't open!

    And all you hear is this!

    It would be hard to avoid mentioning it here for the following reasons:

    A German psychic octopus in the world press. His name is also Paul. How could we not mention him?
    Last edited by FunGuyfromYuggoth; 10th July 2010 at 09:28 PM. Reason: Piss poor grammar

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    Fine since no one else said it...
    Quote Originally Posted by FunGuyfromYuggoth View Post


    = PoC?

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    Barring capture and consumption by angry sausage makers, Paul is invited to summer in Spain.

    http://www.torontosun.com/sports/wor.../14680426.html

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    Yes, Paul is now "Favourite Son" in a village in Galicia (North West, famous for their cooking of octopus!). Spain won the Cup, we eat Octopus all year through and the Goalkeeper kissed his girl live on TV... now even the tabloids can talk about football! Take me outta here!!!
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian leader, says Paul the Octopus, the sea creature that correctly predicted the outcome of World Cup games, is a symbol of all that is wrong with the western world.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...opus-Paul.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    There is no option for "Why can I not escape the influence of the World Cup even on my favourite site?" because that is how I would vote.
    Seconded. Though as much as I hate soccer I kept hoping the Netherlands would be kicked out so we could be rid of all the retarded behaviour and god awful orange decorations. So, in a way, we were supporting whatever team opposed the Netherlands all the time.

    Paul's cute, though. Imagine using him as an alternative to rolling dice in a CoC game!
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    I'd go for option 4 on the poll - behind the scenes another octopus called Helen does all the real work, Paul's just a front man (or front octopus).

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    I sadly report Paul passed away in his sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunGuyfromYuggoth View Post
    I sadly report Paul passed away in his sleep.
    That's the problem with cephalopods. Live fast, die young, leave a tentacled corpse.

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