Dear Diary,
Today has been horrible. I went to a university awards ceremony earlier this evening to see if I could find any new subscribers to my occult book search service. The usual male dominated 'do'. Some people from various places got honorary doctorates and some of the local boys received 'real' ones.
After the ceremony was over I went off to the pub with a couple of likely candidates for my list. While in the George and Dragon we saw flashing blue lights. Normally